20, Katherine, Iowa.
I like yoga, talking, Albert Camus, Ingmar Bergman, Johnny Cash, Whitesnake, Interpol, Wintersun, etc., fire, documentaries, speech impediments, cheese, pickles, laughing, and dubbing bad movies. Mud. Talk to me if you wish. I'm mildly dangerous.
That is all.
~ Tuesday, June 18 ~
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Ughhhhhh. I’m on the road and I didn’t sleep and I have like… 3 and a half more hours to go. But I’m so excited.


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So I couldn’t sleep, so I watched Into the Wild for the millionth time…
Just… sobbing.
It’s one of those movies where you have no idea what to do with yourself after it’s done.


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yessss

autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

Hahahah… oh my God. I want to know how many people have actually said this to someone thinking it meant that.


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What in fucking hell.

What in fucking hell.


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~ Monday, June 17 ~
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googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aiclan)


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I’m wide awake… so I’m making a pizza.


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GOD DAMN IT. NOW MY BODY WANTS A CHEESEBURGER.


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happyfatprincess:

scrotumcoat:

Charlie Murphy & Rick James

best picture ever

happyfatprincess:

scrotumcoat:

Charlie Murphy & Rick James

best picture ever

(Source: halfnasty)


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fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”


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malformalady:

A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white spotting pattern which is not caused by parasites or diseases. They can appear to be almost entirely white. In addition to the non-standard coloration, other differences have been observed: bowing or Roman nose, overly arched spine (scoliosis), long tails, short legs, and underbites.

malformalady:

A piebald deer is a deer with a brown and white spotting pattern which is not caused by parasites or diseases. They can appear to be almost entirely white. In addition to the non-standard coloration, other differences have been observed: bowing or Roman nose, overly arched spine (scoliosis), long tails, short legs, and underbites.


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miss-morgue495:

casisbadluck:

IM NOT CRYING I JUST HAVE PETER PAN IN MY EYE

I’m utterly,convinced that he is the most amazing person on this planet. When I go to Disney, he’s first on my list to meet, even before Snow White.

(Source: xxbecstarrittaxx)


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